spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
by Kdog37 December 30, 2014
mugGet the spackled eyesmug.

chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips
I did the chocolate kisser!
by Kdog37 December 30, 2014
mugGet the chocolate kissermug.