spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!
by Kdog37 December 31, 2014
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chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips
I did the chocolate kisser!
by Kdog37 December 31, 2014
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