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Spacetard

A contraction of MSN Space Addict and fucktard.

1. A fucktard who is addicted to MSN Spaces.

2. One's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness/retardness, even beyond the scopes of a normal Space Addict and/or fucktard
{Insert Space Name Here} cruised "the Boulvard" on MSN Spaces all day, she is such a Spacetard
by pridi April 6, 2005
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spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together
wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard
by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010
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Spacetard

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.
Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.
by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009
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Comma Spacebar

Comma Spacebar is a mythical creature who is believed to dwell in northern Alabama. Sightings of Comma Spacebar have been rare, but most frequently take place in the northeastern corner of the state, with Fort Payne seeming to be the hotspot. This mythical creature is not entirely benevolent or malevolent as encounters have been pleasant for some and not so pleasant for others. No deaths have been attributed to comma spacebar. The creature is humanoid in form, slightly orange in tint, and has a deep interest in minute details involving human life. Comma Spacebar is very much a loner creature and will usually run when spotted. If provoked, he will stand his ground, but will usually not attack or cause injury. If a sighting occurs, it's best to make some noise and stand as still as possible.
Timothy: Dude! I went camping last night at Desoto State Park and I saw Comma Spacebar!
Daniel: Hahahaha, Comma Spacebar isn't even real. It's just a legend man. You probably saw a bear.
Timothy: I'm gonna punch you in the face Daniel, I know what I freaking saw!
by Racecar Man June 25, 2017
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safetard

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.
by Gunguy November 1, 2014
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spagtard

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.
stop acting like a spagtard
by mike444444 August 28, 2009
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Spacebar

the thiccest key on your keyboard that uses up the space of 5 regular keys that usualy is pressed with your thumb
<-Pressed spacebar
by Not-underscore May 4, 2020
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