space turd 

Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.

Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.

space turd by Amped1998 December 9, 2017

Spacetard 

A contraction of MSN Space Addict and fucktard.

1. A fucktard who is addicted to MSN Spaces.

2. One's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness/retardness, even beyond the scopes of a normal Space Addict and/or fucktard

{Insert Space Name Here} cruised "the Boulvard" on MSN Spaces all day, she is such a Spacetard

Spacetard by pridi April 6, 2005

spacetard 

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together

wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard

spacetard by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010

spaceturbate 

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.

"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"

spaceturbate by s_w_t June 12, 2008

Spacetard 

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.

Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.

Spacetard by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009

spaceturbation 

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

spaceturbation by Brother Joe May 29, 2017