soyboy music

Music made by and for soyboys, typically terrible indie pop made within the last 5-8 years that can be heard polluting the airwaves of various drug stores and supermarkets. Bland, unoffensive, and PC, it is about the only kind of music they can tolerate.

I feel sorry for those supermarket employees, having to listen to that awful soyboy music all day.

soyboy music by Boozyman September 18, 2018

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Soyboy music

Music that is generally only liked by soyboys I.e. people with low testosterone. Popular examples are generic pop music (Avril Lavigne,..) and Indie music (Die Antwoord).

" Boy look at this dude listening to soyboy music."

Soyboy music by NotJojoYaYeet June 27, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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