Southwestern University 

A swell place to go to school.

Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."

Southwestern University by Pretty Polly May 8, 2010

Southwestern Six Shooter 

A) To basically try a new gun on a live target
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.

“‘Ey Billy!! Just got done rippin’ some Triple S(Southwestern Six Shooter) and this ‘Tard at the bar snorted root beer syrup and fucked a Modelo bottle!

Southwestern Six Shooter by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 2, 2019

Southwestern Fish Taco 

When an individual orally ingestes an amount of hot or spicy sauce right before performing cunnilingous, so as to cause a heated or "spicy" feeling.

After I finished chugging that tabasco, I had me some of Mary's Southwestern Fish Taco. Boo ya, I had seconds an hour later, and when I woke up.

Southwestern Fish Taco by John Franz Baptist February 26, 2009

Southwestern University 

Extremely small, gorgeous university in the suburbs of Austin, Texas. Popular location for the studies of spoiled, well-maintained, rich kids. With approximately 3 girls for each guy enrolled, Southwestern University is an excellent school for less-then attractive rich boys to flash their cash and get laid, while forcing the very attractive females to adjust their standards. With such a small student body, and huge girl-guy ratio, the dating pool is inevitably inter-crossed between friends, ex’s and drunken hookups from the previous Wednesday of skanky fraternity partying. An excellent choice for the “daddy’s girl” and the “tool” guy who needs a fraternity to fit into. All-in-all, students are very happy with their lives while at Southwestern.

Father: “Honey, time to choose where you want to go to college”
Daughter: “I already know I want to go to Southwestern University!”
Father: “GREAT, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
Daughter: “Yes, but can I have a new BMW 5-series, Prada purse, and your credit card… just so I can fit in?”
Father: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

Southwestern University by ride 'em October 23, 2005

southwestern spittoon 

When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz

Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.

southwestern spittoon by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

Southwestern Train Wreck 

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

Southwestern Train Wreck by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

Southwestern states nationalist movement 

A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern US an independant nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the US.
There are two factions to the movement.
The left wing faction that is mostly made up of hispanics that resent the treatment they get because of there language and race when they are only coming here to find a better life. It is associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom admendmentand the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes the US interfers too much in peoples personal lives and taxes them to death ect.

Lets all support the southwestern states nationalist movement.

Southwestern states nationalist movement by The wrath of God September 26, 2010