southhamptoned 

southhamptoned

sau-tham-tuhnd

adjective

When your squad gets obliterated during a transfer window

Alexi: "Arsenal have been Southhamptoned for many years now"
Michael: "Nah, you fookin cunt, Arsenal invented Southhamptoning."

southhamptoned by Trowawayatwork July 28, 2014

Southamptoned 

sau-tham-tuhnd

adjective slang

when your squad gets obliterated during a transfer window

Damn! Arsenal got Southamptoned for 5 straight seasons!

Southamptoned by KlNGEDY0 July 28, 2014

taking my talents to southhampton 

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

taking my talents to southhampton by Stepdads September 29, 2010

southhampton quahog 

When a man ejaculates onto a pillow then wraps the pillow around an accomplice, who looks like a clam with the pillow around their head.

Friend: I just gave Anderson a Southhampton Quahog!
Friend 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

southhampton quahog by DingyDingDing December 11, 2024