Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's

Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"

by peteypablo204 December 16, 2009

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

sour patch kids 69

sour sweet then 69

Hey wanna 69 with some sour patch kids 69

by ydam November 27, 2020

sour patch kids

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner

After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.

by SourBalls November 13, 2009

Blue sour patch kids

THE BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD

Me: Hey John I just had blue sour patch kids
John: YOU’RE SO LUCKY OH MY GOSH

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

sour patch kids

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 December 13, 2008