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soultard 

a soultard is the retarded version of a soulmate.

a soultard is a retarded person who is perfectly suited to another retarded person in temperament
2: a retarded person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
mitchell is engaged to be married to his soultard, anne marie. they will finally be pronounced, "retarded husband and retarded wife".

both of them have always felt they were soultards.

congratulations to the soultarded couple to be!
soultard by scapegirl March 21, 2025
To be funny and retarded, but mainly hardcore

Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard

Only hardcores are allowed to use this word
Example 1:
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?

Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"

Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it

Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?

Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard

Faggot: What is that?

Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!
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Soulard Rustbucket 

When you're eating a girls butthole and she's on her period. Some of the blood leaks down on your tongue making it taste like a rusty penny.
Man I was trying to toss This bitch's salad last night and her period blood leaked down into my mouth. Tasted like a soulard rustbucket

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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