A prolific womanizer that has an on and off genital herpes problem. Many blisters are on and around the genitals mostly appearing near the rectum. This man may be identified by the herpes alone. Sometimes at twilight you can hear the WALLET call.
M.C.: OMG! Did you hear that?
L.P.: Don't be scared. It's just the wallet call of the S.S. Sore dick.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"