Once every 100 years, the stars and planets align just perfectly, channeling unlimited cosmic energy through one’s body. The resulting wave of mystical, radiating pleasure that results vows to leave every man in a 50 mile radius drowning in that pussy. It’s the infamous sophussunami
Person 1: Hey man you wanna go golfing tmrw?
Person 2: Nah bro I can’t, it’s that time of the century for my girl, she’s hittin the sophussunami so I gotta be home. If I die, delete my browser history please.
Person 2: Nah bro I can’t, it’s that time of the century for my girl, she’s hittin the sophussunami so I gotta be home. If I die, delete my browser history please.
by sophussylover69 September 7, 2022