Any type of tool, organization, software, person that is touted as being sophisticated, but is really all phucked up or causes more problems than it is meant to solve.
Our records department software is so very sophuckticated, you can order a client file right from your desktop and in 30 days wonder why you never recieved it.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.