Definitions by Surlymama

sophuckticated 

Any type of tool, organization, software, person that is touted as being sophisticated, but is really all phucked up or causes more problems than it is meant to solve.

Our records department software is so very sophuckticated, you can order a client file right from your desktop and in 30 days wonder why you never recieved it.

sophuckticated by Surlymama May 6, 2009

snizzle 

The runny stuff (snot, etc.) that drizzles from a dog's nose and flies out when they sneeze, or leaves a pasty film on the car windows.

(verb) Mom, the dog snizzled the front window again!

(noun) Will snizzle wash off my coat?

snizzle by Surlymama March 4, 2008