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Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."
by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010
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soothers

check out the soothers on that bird , id Jiz all over her
by dekomiester July 9, 2009
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Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.
After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.
by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011
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Steradent Soother

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy
Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"
by assmasta February 19, 2015
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1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

This is Green Day's first compilation album, consisting of all the songs off their first album '39/Smooth' (tracks 1-10), tracks 11-14 off the EP 'Slappy', tracks 15-18 off the EP '1,000 Hours' and track 19 from the collaboration album 'The Big One'.

It was released as a CD in 2003, but all of the songs were released in 1991.
Members of Green Day at this stage were Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass, backing vocals) and John Kiffmeyer aka Al Sobrante (drums).

The album design and art was done by Jesse Michaels, member of Operation Ivy. Green Day cover Op. Ivy's song 'Knowledge' in the album.

The CD features enhanced content including photos, fliers, original posters, video footage
One of the coolest Green Day collectables that isn't over $20.
Me: Dude, I can't think of the coolest Green Day CD ever that features extra-special features from when I wasn't even born!
Green Day fan: You weren't born then?! Man you missed out on heaps of awesome shit. But it's 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours which you shouldn't forget.
Me: ... was that a hardcore Green Day fan not mistaking me for a tween who only likes American Idiot because they saw the film clips on MTV? Cool!
by silicagel13 July 19, 2010
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slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.
I was so slothed last night i dont remember anything.
by SteveGez September 24, 2006
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smoothed

person 1: *trips*
person 2: 'you smoothed that'
by Tom macneill September 29, 2007
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