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soft blocked 

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft
example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
soft blocked by nofriends420 January 4, 2010
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SoftlockedUnderZero 

A female known for making maid versions of popular characters and people. Loves playing fps games but hates anything related to rule 34 or furries.
bob: chl can you make a maid version of me please

softlockedunderzero: how large do you want the dress

softlocked

When you done something so wrong to a person that is in love with you, that she/he will never want to be into a relationship with you / to progress with you in relationship.
Dude, I slept with her sister. I'm softlocked with her now, she won't want a relationship anymore with me.
softlocked by bogdi504 January 5, 2022
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