To watch episodes of a televisionshow without the person you swore you'd watch 'em with. A different kind of virtual cheatin'.
I knew that dick wasn't the one when I caught him sidestreaming Breaking Bad. That fool promised me he'd wait 'til I got off work, but I heard Jesse Pinkman before I stepped through the door.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.