Definition---
An entire Sunday day which passes where absolutely nothing transpires; A miscreant day which you will never remember; A Sunday which is sullied away to pyjama wearing and not bothering to lift ones arse away from the sofa for more than a toilet visit. The phone does not ring and your mobile is not blessed with anything other than a full battery.
Example---
Dan: How was your Sunday? Get up to much?
Garath: Good mate cheers, I had a sod all Sunday.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!