sockdet 

A sockdet is that chaotic, borderline mystical moment when your last clean pair of socks disappears right before you need them, often during moments of peak stress, like running late for work, a date, or a surprise ninja interview. It refers not just to the missing socks, but the entire emotional and metaphysical event surrounding their absence—ranging from existential panic to irrational accusations against innocent household members (and occasionally pets).

Bro, I had a full set of socks yesterday and now I’m sockdet. I swear my washing machine is a portal to another realm.”

sockdet by smmejewdjbauyjeffagwVESYhnvsig April 21, 2025

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010

pop a socket 

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

Dildo Socket 

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

Dildo Socket by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

Splooge socket by 500kg June 5, 2017

sticking your penis in an electrical socket 

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

sticking your penis in an electrical socket by CareyB May 25, 2008