soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019

soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015