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When you're a dumb ass cunt who can't spell shove.
Shuve this up your ass 🖕
Shuve by HectorTheDumbassCunt August 10, 2016

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.
That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!
souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

Banana Soule 

A region or belief. In order to become a Banana Soule you there are multiple ways. One way is to like and subscribe to alpharad plus and go on Instagram and type in banana soule then follow and comment on all post. You also can become banana soule by having permission by our almighty lord banana Ellie. If you are a boss you have banana soule. There is no definition for being banana Soule YOU ARE EVERYTHING......You are Banana Soule
You have achieved banana soule

Dude thats banana soule
Banana Soule by Zeroni_ December 9, 2019
The best person on earth, sexy as hell. He usually hates life but still lives it for nothing, he own the universe.
"I feel Sourenaee today"
sourena by Ps2andwifi May 22, 2018

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.
You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.
Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Mystery solved 

The illumination of a conundrum - an answer is given/deduced/made available to something that was previously puzzling.
Guy 1: Damn, I've been searching everywhere for my phone for the last hour!

Guy 2: Did you check your pockets?

Guy 1: Ah! Mystery solved.
Mystery solved by UrbanFanBoy January 10, 2011