snoodometer

A device for measuring how keen someone is for a snoodle.

Steve's snoodometer is reading off the scale when he points it at Richard.

by JBiggler123 June 12, 2008

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

by the sodomaster January 9, 2005