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Boner snitch 

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.
Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.
Boner snitch by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Boner Switch 

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.
Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!
Boner Switch by Pat Lark February 10, 2023