Sneaver 

A person whose facial features that can only be described as the result of crossing a snake with a beaver, hence sneaver

My friend and I could not agree wether a person looked like a snake or a beaver so we comprimised with sneaver

Sneaver by Bender_"Bending"_Rodriguez July 29, 2009

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking out like a sneaker by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

Sneaker Mail 

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

Sneaker Mail by CableHills December 22, 2006

new sneaker-syndrome 

When new sneakers are purchased and causes the user to be extremly hesitant about doing anything that would mar his/her new shoes' perfection. Then one day, BAM!. To the owners dissatisfaction, the shoes become slightly stained, or a little part becomes discolored. It is at this moment the syndrome is over, and the user's world returns to normal. Puddles are jumped in, and grass stains are welcomed as battle scars.

Bilal is suffering from new sneaker syndrome.

new sneaker-syndrome by Bilal April 17, 2004