Sneaky Parrot 

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.

His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.

Sneaky Parrot by G-$$ April 28, 2011

sneaky parrot 

placing one's member on an unsuspecting bare shoulder

i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder

sneaky parrot by jellym May 2, 2011

Sneaky Parrot 

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

Sneaky Parrot by MeryBely July 15, 2011