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Sneaky Jew

Used to describe someone being suspicious or doing something without you knowing if they’re Jewish or not.
If your friend comes up to you without you knowing you can call them a Sneaky Jew.

Sneaky little Jew 

When someone does something that would be considered devious or sneaky.
That boy over there is stealing bred! What a Sneaky little Jew!

sneaky ginger jew rat 

One who is quite sneaky with his/her scheme, has red hair (preferably kinky) and amassing large quantities of money or goods who will snitch you out come tax season.
Tom - "Hey did you file your tax with Wayland"
Paul - "No that doucher is a sneaky ginger jew rat"

Sneaky Jewish Anthem 

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.
This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026