snakey poo

A bowel movement that is thin and long. It usually accompanies a moment of stress and anxiety.

I was so nervous about the final exam that I had snakey poo.

snakey poo by McSparkorama July 27, 2006

Solid Snake Poo 

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.

I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!

Solid Snake Poo by tagmasta June 17, 2011

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

snake poo by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo

EVERYONE SAY SNAKE POO

Snake poo by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021

Snake Poopie 

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

Snake Poopie by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

snakeypoop 

A rude ass bitch no one likes

#yoursuchasnakeypoop

snakeypoop by bed1234 December 3, 2016

poop snake 

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.

that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead

poop snake by codyallen January 29, 2009