snakes-on-a-plane

adj. ridiculously over-exposed before it even actually exists or is availible because of self-perpetuating blog hype; likely to be completely passe by the time anyone can actually see/hear/try it

Howard Dean's presidential campaign was even more snakes-on-a-plane that that damn Arctic Monkeys album.

by jamie p June 26, 2006

Snake on a plane

When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.

Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.

by grrr22 January 09, 2012

snakes on a plane

Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.

UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.

by Hugh Johnson August 18, 2006

snakes on a plane

A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.

Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!

Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.

by Case Smith August 24, 2005

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020

snake on a plane

Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.

I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.

by ganjru May 03, 2008

Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005