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Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
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It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!
by Dal2010 April 11, 2010
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When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.
Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.
by yellowJZ November 01, 2009
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umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?
really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you
by letusbeus December 06, 2006
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To eat out a pussy then leaving left over vaginal mucus, a girl will rub her pussy along your body leaving a trail of "slime" similar to a snail.
BRO- my girlfriend did the snail on me last night it was totally tubular

chick- omg id totally snail brad pitt
by thesnailmaster May 07, 2012
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A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.
that snail is laggy piece of shit
by Dirk August 28, 2004
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