snachmas

A gifting of a dirty or STD carrying vagina for Christmas

Bro I met up with a total babe tonight in the back of the club, little did I know she had a snachmas for me

by Snachmas December 26, 2017

snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

by aimbones June 5, 2011

SnatchMaster

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.

"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."

by Manalto December 23, 2013

snatchmaster

me on your mom's hairy ass snatch

me: i splooged all over jimmy's mama's hotbox last night

other kid: you are the snatchmaster yo!

by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009

Snackmass

Snackmass, a period of time around the festive period when people that can't aford Christmas dinner go to the local corner shop and by a large pile of crappy junk food and eat it all in one day whilst watching shit Christmas films.

Person 1: what are you doing for Christmas? Seeing your family?
Person 2: No I hate my family. And I can't afford my own christmas dinner so I'm just going to do a Snackmass with my girlfriend instead.

by Crimbo dictionary December 26, 2018