A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
by Erwin Finklemore October 16, 2007
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male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).
"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"
by Kriz October 26, 2003
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Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.
-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.
by bob123 November 24, 2006
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the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar July 10, 2008
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A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.
by Punker1977 May 13, 2015
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I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 14, 2009
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