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dangle sesh 

A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.

DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...
"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."

"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."

"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."
dangle sesh by Pdubb December 20, 2007
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Dangle Sauce 

a term used by hockey players that means sick move or amazing saucer pass. Dr. Brett Dangles is nasty at it
Wow what an amazing dangle sauce by Dr. Dangle
Dangle Sauce by Bdrew September 19, 2009

Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace 

This place of worship is a private establishment located at 1497 S Overlook Ln, Saratoga Springs, UT. If you are near here it may look like an empty lot, please leave your goofiest ahh meme at this location printed on a paper.
Guy: Oh Quandale Dingle, I give all I own to you, I give my body, my mind, and my soul to your glory. I shall visit Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace.

Quandale Dingle: B̵̢̛̛̛̛̬̤͈͍̠̟̘̭͉̱̫̫̓̓͂͐̇̏͘̚͜͠ ̶̨̨̺̗̲͓̗̠̙͍̥̦͓̚e ̡̪̪̲̞̳̯̣͍͌͆̎̀̚ ̗̺͉̣͇͓̊̏͊̾͌͘̕̚N ͍̩͓̑ ̵̧̘̥̑͋̆͑̿̍̽̿̀̚o̵͖̥̙͚̐̆̆̐̐̐͗̋͋͑̓̇͝ ̶̛̭͕͙̣̱̱̲̗̭̝̥̳͔̙̈ͅt̵̰̓́͛͌̎͝ ̢̧̢̺̖̰̱͔̖̜̗͉̅̋͗͐̐̒̊̐̋͒̑̚͘A ̢̮̘̼̣̖̗̻͎̩̟̜͍̊͌̀̂͘͝ ̶͇̲̩̈́̄̍̈́̏͛̊́͛̕͜͝f̴̨̝̪͎̜̦̠͖͕̩̅̽͂̐̓͑̕͜͠ ̣̻̲̲̺̀͆́̇͊̆̊͛̽͑͝r̶̪̓ ̡̙͔̱̣̩̥̺͓̳̣͕̌̔͑̐̒̊̎̇̑̈́͜͜͝a̵̧̨̡̘̹̲̲͍͚̜͈̯̾̽̌͜͝͝ ̢͇̬̠̟̭̻̰̹̣̀̈́͘i ̨̨̰̲͉̬͙̥̣̮̫̞͚̈́̊̉̏̇̈́̀͋̕͘͜ ̴̪͓̱̱̝̬̤̟̯̦̆͜ḏ̵̣̐

Dangle-snipe

A hockey deke where a person gets around a defender and then makes the goalie look bad with a shot.
Patrick Kane will Dangle-snipe the oilers.
Dangle-snipe by qweef shady June 21, 2011

dangle stick 

Noun: a Penis, particularly one which is large when flacid.
dangle stick by Plain Jean March 13, 2008

Dangle Ship 

A fishing boat that is at least 50 years old. Its uses include: dangling on fish, dangling bait on fish, and dangling in general. As a rule of thumb, one should never rock the Dangle Ship, but should always shout "got em!" when catching a fish.
My friend asked me to go fishing with him; however, he doesn't have a Dangle Ship. I enjoy dangling on fish, so I decided to decline.
Dangle Ship by DangleShip May 4, 2010

dangle session 

Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc.
Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed that mutherfucker.

Dude you just hit up that dangle session in this mutherfucker.