smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

Smocking gun by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

Smocking gun by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

Smocking Gun by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

smocking gun by wendue December 10, 2018

smoking gun 

(n.)It means the endpoint or last source of hard, solid evidence involved in a case or investigation.

This security tape, analyzed by our experts, show that you, Jacob Fry, did indeed rob and murder two victims at the 1st National Bank at Harford and Main.

smoking gun by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

smoking gun 

A piece of evidence that almost is nearly irrefutable. It's origin is from a Sherlock Holme's story and it references how a gun smokes directly after being fired. Therefore if somebody is suspected of shooting a person and they having a still "smoking gun" in their possession, it's evidence that is pretty hard to deny.

1. I know Tom shot Jim, he was still holding a smoking gun when I walked into the room.

2. A: "It's thought that Mary died of an overdose."
B: "Well no one knows for sure yet."
A: "They found heroine and a needle with her DNA on it by the bed"
B: "Oh, I didn't know about that smoking gun"

smoking gun by Mollination February 2, 2008