smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 24, 2009

smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

Smock

Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega

Stop acting like a fucking smock, you're making yourself look retarded.

by Words That I Use November 20, 2019

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 4, 2011

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018