verb - to smile with one's penis.
That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.
by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009
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Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.
"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"
by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018
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Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega
Stop acting like a fucking smock, you're making yourself look retarded.
by Words That I Use November 20, 2019
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The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.
Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.
by lamenralus August 09, 2010
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When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.
Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."
by Lbs. Twinkie September 03, 2011
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Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump
by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018
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Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.
Hey man, care if I bum a smock.
Wanna chief a smock?
by dylan November 02, 2004
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