A woman so old that when she dates younger guys she qualifies more as a prehistoric cat than a cougar
Jake: I hear Joe is dating a cougar
Mike: Oh god no, his girlfriend is like 80, she's really more of a smilodon. Think there are paintings of that chick on cave walls
A narcissistic idiot who can't believe they have not won a mix tape competition. A sMILOdon not only accuses the winner of cheating, but also has everyone he knows try to attack the quality of said winner's product...making himself look like a complete tool in the process.
Dude, come on...you're seriously being a sMILOdon right now and it is NOT cool...second place isn't the worst thing in the world, and you're coming off as a sore loser...
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.