smilodon

A large feline, colloquially known as the saber-toothed tiger.

Who needs a guard dog, if you have a pet smilodon

smilodon by Dragan Rankovic June 13, 2013

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Smilodon

A woman so old that when she dates younger guys she qualifies more as a prehistoric cat than a cougar

Jake: I hear Joe is dating a cougar
Mike: Oh god no, his girlfriend is like 80, she's really more of a smilodon. Think there are paintings of that chick on cave walls

Smilodon by Kitkat167 September 25, 2013

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sMILOdon

A narcissistic idiot who can't believe they have not won a mix tape competition. A sMILOdon not only accuses the winner of cheating, but also has everyone he knows try to attack the quality of said winner's product...making himself look like a complete tool in the process.

Dude, come on...you're seriously being a sMILOdon right now and it is NOT cool...second place isn't the worst thing in the world, and you're coming off as a sore loser...

sMILOdon by Lebonesecat April 22, 2011

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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