A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.
"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."
by Salmon dragon. December 09, 2006
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broken smile

This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile
A faked smile to hide your true emotions
I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.

I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him.
by xkcd42 February 26, 2009
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A “Smilf” is a “small mom in late fourtys” that is attractive
by S.m.a.r.tass6.9 November 23, 2017
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