Softhurst 

1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.

Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'

Softhurst by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 9, 2010

Smethers 

Smethers : A last name (usually)

Smethers is the most amazing person you will ever know. Usually a smethers is a socially awkward person, but once you get to know them, you see their awesome sense of humor. A smethers usually has jet black hair, and deep brown eyes. They're usually very skinny, but very hot. A smethers is very intelligent, and very outgoing and outspoken once you get to know them. Smethers usually like music, math, science, and history. If you ever find a smethers, never let go of them.

girl: hey did you see that hot guy!?

girl 2: yeah, thats a smethers.

Smethers by fancy gal March 23, 2018

Smethster 

A make a wish biker who wears assless chaps and constantly wipes their ass

My neighbor's mom had to cosign for his "kawasucki" motor bike what a smethster

Smethster by Yeeterneeter July 8, 2023