Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.

Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.

Smelly Shelly by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

a smelly shelly

Fingers that smell like female gonads.

A smelly shelly On you're fingers

Sniff my smelly shellys.

The smelly shelly test is to sniff fingers for aroma of genitalia. Let me sniff you for smelly shelly. I love to sniff my smelly shelly. Why everybody sniffing me smelly shelly. Rosie meet smelly shelly! If you don't believe me sniff my smelly shelly. Mr. President may we toke on smelly shelly cigars?

a smelly shelly by Funky Fingers October 27, 2013

Shelly's Law 

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

Shelly's Law by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

Shelly 

A wonderful girl. One that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Person One: What's the name of that star there? It's really beautiful.
Person 2: I know, it's almost as bright as Shelly.

Shelly by thenewkeeperoftherunners July 19, 2014

Shelly 

A nickname usually given to amazing girls with great personalities, these girls are known to be stunningly gorgeous, beautiful inside and out, fun, out-going, spontaneous, and sexy. Shelly's are also known to be the best girlfriends and the best in bed. Shelly can be used as an adjective to describe something incredibly awesome, entertaining, and astounding.

Everyone wants a friend named Shelly!

What you did was so Shelly.

If only you were a Shelly.

That's right, Shelly is my girlfriend.

Shelly by JoWaSh May 23, 2008

Shelly and Carrie 

The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.

Shelly and Carrie kick ass.

Shelly and Carrie by boobcannon April 10, 2010

The Shelly-Lexi 

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.

Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"

The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011