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smellstain 

A smellstain is a stain left not by a matter of mark but by the matter of smell
Example
Koutsou walked into the room to rest his head on the pillow to smell hannah had left a smellstain from the curry that she had eaten by sitting on his pillow for support
smellstain by KoutsouJoyce November 19, 2018

smelladdict 

A person who likes to rub parts of the body with the index finger, to then smell it
Cameltoe to nose....smelladdict
smelladdict by dkeros June 13, 2005

smellsnack 

The direct oral deposit of a formidable, fiber-enhanced sequoia of fecal matter into your lover's gaping maw.

Originally an underground slang term, circa approx. 1994. Orginated amongst a small circle of future computer geeks as they crowded around a 14" monitor, with 28.8 modem blazing along at what was then considered ludacris speeds. They waited restlessly for the image of what they hoped would be a nice all-female orgy to appear, but were repulsed (and later intrigued) to see a woman lying naked on the floor with her mouth open as her male partner stood over her and crapped in her mouth. The image filename, originally a few random letters followed by some numbers, was re-named "SMELLSNACK.jpg" and happily distributed via email to brighten everyone's day.
"Dude, fuckit, I'm spoofin' my IP and sending the principal the smellsnack."

"So, are you into any of that kinky shit like S&M, Beastiality, Necrophelia, or Smellsnack?"
smellsnack by dysContinuum November 3, 2004

smellibacy 

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.
"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."
smellibacy by zooa November 3, 2003

smellbag 

Referring to someone who smells quite badly, from bad feet, farting etc.
Aw man get away from me ya smellbag! You´re stinkin´!
smellbag by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

you speak like a person who smells bad 

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.
Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.