How the hell did you get here. No actually I want to know. Who in there right mind says "OH BOY TODAY I AM GOING TO SEARCH SMELBENSCROTEDONGICUSMCFUCKFART ON URBAN DICTIONARY. IT SEEMS FUN." You don't need this defenition you need mental help
A funny ass chick that does not give a fuck. She tells you just how it is. A great friends and absolutely gorgeous! She will never hold in a fart or burp or any bodily function in front of any person. She always makes people laugh, or if she dont like you, she'll probably make you cry.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"