smegbean farmer Share definition Flag A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin. Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy. smegbean farmer by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the smegbean farmer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch