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SMB
Acronym of "Stupid Morning Bullshit" the title of a daily live streaming show on adultswim.com, hosted by Sally Skinner.
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SMB
Suck My Balls. usually used in an dominance term. Either angrily or after a competition. usually said after beating someone by a large amount in a video game.
"player 1" oh yeah i beet you again at Mario kart
"player 2" like i care
"player 1" SMB *does a random dance while waving hands round his crotch*
As demontrated in pure pwnage episode 10
"player 2" like i care
"player 1" SMB *does a random dance while waving hands round his crotch*
As demontrated in pure pwnage episode 10
SMB by Michael (Mullet) Emmett May 13, 2006
Shaking My Balls (SMB)
When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)
Shaking My Balls (SMB) by King George III (Benny Hentai) March 23, 2020
smb
An overly-polite sort of girl that uses phrases like "Tee-hee" and "'Scuse me!" all the time. Used to describe a person that acts like a goody-two-shoes.
Originated from the initals for "Samantha Marie Barnes", who is a girl that acts this way. The infamous "SMB Poem" catalogues her trials and tribulations.
Originated from the initals for "Samantha Marie Barnes", who is a girl that acts this way. The infamous "SMB Poem" catalogues her trials and tribulations.
My name is little SMB
My favourite saying is "scuse me"
I love Georgene and Lady Barnes
Even if M Jamba has big man arms
Mrs. Hunter spanks me in gym class
And Mrs. Olscheski loves my ass
I haven't done my homework,
Not for a while
That's why Mrs. Ullman has
Georgene on speed dial!
Thank you and 'scuse me. Tee hee!
My favourite saying is "scuse me"
I love Georgene and Lady Barnes
Even if M Jamba has big man arms
Mrs. Hunter spanks me in gym class
And Mrs. Olscheski loves my ass
I haven't done my homework,
Not for a while
That's why Mrs. Ullman has
Georgene on speed dial!
Thank you and 'scuse me. Tee hee!
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