smashies

smashies is simply a shorter word for the video game Super Smash Brothers for N64. Can also be used in different forms as shown in the examples below.

NOTE: The word does not refer to the Gamecube melee version of Super Smash Brothers.

Hey man, wanna play some smashies?

(Variation) Dude you wanna smash it up?

smashies by Parkies December 16, 2005

smashfest 

a gathering where a group of people play Super Smash Bros., for fun and to train their skills.

Man, I kept getting my ass kicked at last week's smashfest.

smashfest by wisl March 22, 2009

Smashism

Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.

Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!

Smashism by exlex December 26, 2008

Smashie 

From Celebrity juice: "Smash her back doors in" - to go up the poop shaft)

You see that fit lass at the bar - I'd like to smashie smashie her ;o)

Smashie by Bishyb December 27, 2011

smashfest 

A Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament.

Yo there's gonna be a smashfest at John's tonight.

smashfest by valoem February 7, 2005

fordashy smashes bitches 

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal

fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch

fordashy smashes bitches by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

Smashliest 

Term coined by Jake Tessier and Brandon Johnson at a pregame for an 80's party. It is defined as being the drunkest, ahem, most drunk person(s) or people at a party or event.

Taken from the phrase "Being smashed" or beyond the reasonable alotted drunk.

Man, after the 16th beer and that bottle of Jose Cuervo, we were the smashliest guys at that party by far.

Smashliest by Brandon Johnson/Jake Tessier April 1, 2007