smashed crabface 

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007

smashed crab face 

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005