smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

smack the pony

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011

smack the pony

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

by dothehustle May 24, 2006

smacks the pony

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

by zeuS9r July 07, 2007

smack the pony

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

by Greg-K May 30, 2020

Smack the pony

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.

Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'

by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017