Smackaroni

When you get smacked in the face with macaroni

"Bro I just smackaronied your mom"

by NewWords.org December 3, 2019

Smackaroni and Cheese

The act of slapping someone across the face immediately followed by photographing their reaction. The photograph is then used in order to remind them of the event at a later date for the purposes of intimidation.

"John, you had better shut your mouth before I serve you a big, fat helping of smackaroni and cheese!"

by Bacon Pancakes May 14, 2015

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

smackaroo

Dollar bills; Currency.

I paid that mofo five hundred smackaroos for that Dodge Dart and the shit broke down on me in the McDonalds drive through

by Monsignor O'Shea September 4, 2005

smackeroonies

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?

I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass

by schism-gism November 6, 2008

Smackronyms

Acronyms used when talking smack. Typically found in online conversations, but finds its way into face to face conversations as well.

"I wish you'd DIAF Brian"
"STFU, Todd."
"WTF! Stop using smackronyms!"

by Todiehl June 29, 2008

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

by Define Me! November 30, 2009