smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

by Jayne Fondah November 21, 2011