smack a ham

to (masturbate)
"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"
by brian_n_ks January 24, 2009
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Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.
- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."
by Jayne Fondah June 05, 2011
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