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shittypants switchypants 

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.
Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

shittypants 

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.
shittypants by morganshittypants October 15, 2008
A word I ganked off Jessica.

A stupid insult which doesn't mean anything. Probably has something to do with the the insultee being a whore
Shutup Slutpants, you ate my dog.
slutpants by Clayton. May 18, 2003
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