slut on a leash

when a girl puts out and unleashes her wild side in bed with a guy, however, she will only do so when that guy is her boyfriend.

rob: dude, i always thought kelly was a prude?

joe: why do you think otherwise?

rob: mike* didn't tell you?

joe: tell me what?

rob: ever since he got serious dating that girl kelly, he said she hasn't been able to keep her hands off him and she does some wild shit in bed.

joe: haha! no way! that's what i call a slut on leash!

rob: slut on a leash? what's that?

joe: when a girl puts out and unleashes her wild side in bed with a guy, however, she will only do so when that guy is her boyfriend.

rob: well, at least that means there's hope to find a hot conservative girl who restores the confidence in us that there are no faithful women left in this crazy world full of sluts.

joe: you know what that means, she probably has friends who are just like that too!

rob: we gotta tell him to hook us up!

joe: hell yeah! i'll finally not have to worry about bringing a girl home. gettin some ass that has class!

rob: yeah buddy!

*mike: best friend of both rob and joe.

slut on a leash by Innovative Definition Creator August 7, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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