slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!
by passtheturtle April 10, 2018
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Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.
"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
by Das Kabong December 09, 2011
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