slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.

I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.

by josh20mn March 9, 2011

slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020